I believe...

The other day we saw this http://www.popisms.com/TelevisionCommercial/76138/Kia-Commercial-for-Kia-Cadenza-2013.aspx commercial on tv at my parent's house. (You have to watch it before continuing... k?)

After it was over, Aiden excitedly exclaimed, "If we buy that car we can be FAMOUS!"

Aiden is proof that advertising works! ;)

Dwarfs...

My boys and I spent some time at my parent's house helping them clean out their basement. We found some things that belonged to me (that have been there for 10+ years!). Among my "treasures" was the pin set pictured below.

 

When we got home, Aiden lovingly pulled out each pin one at a time, polished it and then returned it to it's rightful spot. When he was finished he held the set up for me to examine and admire. Then he asked, "Mom, which one of these dumps is your favorite?" :) LOL!! I prefer Dumpy, of course! Ha ha

The eye of the beholder

My niece, Jordyn has a dry-erase board on her wall that all the kids love to draw on whenever they visit. My boys are no exception. One night after arriving home from a visit to their house, I received a text from Jordyn accompanied by the following picture of Aiden's drawing from earlier...

Ummm... "What is it, I wondered?" Jordyn followed it up with this:

Yes, I laughed OUT LOUD!

The next morning I showed Aiden the picture of his drawing and asked, "What is it?" He informed me, "It's a bone-shaped dog house with a window." Well, of course it is! ;)



Bulking up

We went sledding today on our snow day! It was fun, but also V.E.R.Y. cold! When we got home the boys bathed and got into clean, dry clothes. In order to get warm, Chase put on not 1, not 3, not 5 shirts... He went with 10! Crazy boy! It made him sweat so much he needed another bath! lol

A dog's life

We got a dog for Christmas. Aiden L.O.V.E.S. the little guy to death... Or he might if we didn't constantly remind him to be more gentle, or let the dog be free for a little while. There isn't much Aiden likes more that this puppy. Imagine my surprise, then, when Aiden exclaimed, "I sure am glad I'm not a dog, Mom." I started thinking, "I don't know, a dog's life seems pretty simple and easy to me". But instead of sharing MY opinion, I asked Aiden, "Why are you so glad you're not a dog?" He leaned in close and whispered, "Because then we'd have to lick our penis'!" Now that you mention it, I'm certainly glad you're not a dog either, Aiden!

"Girl stuff" in a house of boys... a lot of TMI!

Before recording the story I'm writing about today, I will first share a previous "girl stuff" experience.

I promised my boys we would go swimming one day, but mother nature paid a visit on that very day. Not comfortable with being in the pool at the time, I informed the boys we would have to go a different day. They couldn't believe/ understand why I would break a promise. I tried the best I could to explain in a way that they would forgive me without too.much.information. (After all, they're only 7... and boys) Our conversation went like this:

Me: Once a month girls' bodies clean themselves out. Our bodies get rid of stuff we don't need anymore. Since that includes blood, I really am not comfortable going to the pool today.

Aiden: You mean girls recycle?! ;)

So, now you know. Girls are naturally "green"! Go us! ;)

Fast forward to the other day...

Aiden found a tampon (it wasn't used or anything... still in it's wrapper and everything!). He asked, "What in the heck is this thing?"

I nonchalantly responded, "A tampon." and went about what I was doing. (Hoping that was the end of the conversation. If you know my curious boys, you know it was futile a hope!)

Aiden then said, "By the way, what the heck is a tampon?"

I said, "It's for girls to use when they're 'recycling'. It soaks up some of the blood and fluid they're getting rid of."

Aiden (a little shocked and incredulous) asked, "You have to SWALLOW this thing?!" Ha ha! Thankfully, no, but who wants to explain to him how you use it instead?!

Music to my ears

Chase was coughing his little head off tonight, so I went in to check on him and take him some water. I snuggled up next to him and he mumbled something I couldn't quite understand. I asked him to repeat it. He grinned a sheepish grin and said, "No." I asked, "Were you just talking in your sleep?" He again said, "No." And then, "I was gonna do an Angry Bird song." Let's go ahead and call that talking (almost singing) in his sleep. Do Angry Birds even have songs?!

Magic

I'm such a blog slacker! :P It's not because my boys no longer make me laugh, quite the contrary. I blame Facebook! :) It's just so easy to post and get instant feedback. There goes my "record" to use for the future. I plan to get better about it! Anyway...

Chase. The cool dude in the picture. He's a thinker, that one. Last night I told them they needed to get to bed early since it was "daylight savings time". Of course I had to explain that we have to set our clocks ahead an hour and we therefore lose an hour... assuring them that it would make us all extra tired in the a.m. if we didn't go to bed early. (Why is it that I'm the only one tired?! lol) Anyway, after asking multiple questions about what time it was and what time it was going to be, etc. Chase looked at me and with a mixture of interest, intrigue, and amazement asked, "So, we're time travelers?" And well... I guess we are! (Makes daylight savings sound soooo much cooler, don't you think?!)

Honesty... the best policy?

One day a few weeks ago Chase was having tummy troubles, so I kept him home from school. He just couldn't be too far from the bathroom. (I think he ate too many cherries and grapes the day before!) When I picked Aiden up from school, we had the following conversation:

Me, "How was school?"

Aiden, "Mrs. Daniels asked me 'Where's Chase'?"

Me, "What did you tell her?"

Aiden, "He had to stay home because everytime he farted a little bit of 'dockeria' (that's what my boys call it) came out."

Some things are better left unsaid... But little boys don't seem to get that! :)

Sharing

We were hangin' with my sweet niece, Mara Jade the other day.

Aiden came into the room where I was and excitedly showed me some big fat pretzel sticks that Mara Jade shared with him! What a nice cousin!

He then informed me, "She doesn't really like pretzels. She just likes the salt. So, she licked off all the salt and then let me eat the pretzel! Isn't she soooo nice?"

Uh, ya, Aiden. That's the first thought that came to my mind too... "NIiIIiIIiIIiIIIIiIICE"
(After I threw up in my mouth a little bit! I'm tellin' ya... nothing is gross to boys!)

Disappearing act

We went to Elitch's last week with family. We played in the water park for most of the time. (The rest of the time was spent waiting around for the lightning to stop... and then finally just getting rainchecks to come back another day.) Anyway, the water was quite cold at first, but we adjusted quickly and had tons of fun.

After a while, Aiden discreetly pulled his swimming trunks out at the waist and told me to "look inside". I complied, not sure what I was supposed to be seeing. He then asked, "Why did 'it' get soooo small?" Thanks to knowledge I gained during a "Seinfeld" episode, I was able to inform him that it just happens sometimes when it's really cold. (To be quite honest, I couldn't really tell a difference, but according to Aiden, it was quite dramatic!)

Fast forward to the next night at bedtime. I put the boys in bed and was laying with them and singing songs when Aiden interrupted and asked, "Mom, remember when we were at Elitch's and my weiner got soooooo tiny?" I remembered. He then exclaimed, "It's a good thing we didn't stay there for days, because then 'it' would've been GONE!"

Party planning

4 of the party animals (minus Brady)

We've been celebrating lots of birthdays lately. First we attended our friend Kabren's party. We hung out at his house with his family, our family and another family. Next Aiden and Chase were invited to a "drop-off" party for their friend, Brady. Apparently this was a super-cool party because the kids got dropped off at Brady's house without parents. (Brady's parents ARE quite brave, right?!) The next party was back at Kabren's house for his brother (and our friend), Traysen. Again, fun time!

After all the partying and considering the boy's birthday is coming up next month, it has got them thinking and planning what they want to do for their party. They change their minds on almost a daily basis, so we haven't come to a final conclusion yet... MY favorite idea so far?! They wanted to do a "drop-off" party of their own.... at Kabren and Traysen's house!!! ;) How can I refuse?! lol

Watch what you say...

Driving up to the zoo one day with Grandfather, Aiden asked out of the blue, "How old do I have to be before I can date?" Grandfather said, "Sixteen!" Aiden thought about it and decided that was a fair age. He then informed us that BEFORE he'll date any girl, he'll first ask her, "Do you take Heavenly Father's name in vain or say the HELL word?" Apparently those are deal-breakers... Don't mind the fact that he SAYS the "HELL word" when asking her if she refrains from saying it! ;)

Quality control

Aiden, Chase, and Luke (their cousin) have always been good buddies. (Look at my little babies! This was taken nearly 4 years ago, but the only one I could find of the 3 of them together!)
Luke being the older cousin (by like a year and a half) is semi worshipped by the other two. There's nothing they wouldn't do for that guy.

This past weekend we were at my brother and sis-in-laws softball game when the 3 boys came and said they each needed to go to the bathroom. So, we sent them off as a group to the port-a-potty that was a few hundred feet away, but clearly in our sights. After a little time passed, they came wandering back with the assurance that they each used hand sanitizer. Good job.

They also informed us that Chase and Luke both had to go "#2"... and there was no toilet paper! Never fear! Aiden had their backs! Their backsides, that is. He innocently shared that he dutifully checked each of their butts and was confident that there was nothing to wipe. Thank you, Aiden! Definitely the man you want with you in a tight spot! ;)

Mistaken identity

Chase is a whistler. He practices all the time. I think it's cute most of the time, but sometimes it can get a little bit annoying. His dad is a little less tolerant and finds it annoying pretty much all the time. Fast forward to Friday night...

The Elders from our church joined us for dinner. We were all seated around the table passing bowls of green beans, serving up fettucine, etc. all while being serenaded by a soft, easy whistling. Nobody seemed to mind or really notice until Karam in a threatening-loud-only-made-by-dad-kind-of-voice exclaimed (looking directly at Chase) "NO whistling at the table!" Chase innocently proclaimed, "It was the missionary." So then Karam added a serving of "words" to his plate... Gobbled 'em right up! ;)

Po-TAY-to/ Po-TAH-to

I have a habit of saying dag-NAB-it a lot. Emphasis on "NAB". It's kinder and gentler swearing than some other things I could say. My boys have never picked it up. Never heard them say it... and then this exchange yesterday:

I was playing a game. Chase was watching me. I lost. Chase exclaimed, "dog-DAM-it". (I cannot tell a lie, it still makes me giggle everytime I think about it.) After the shock wore off I said, "That's a bad word." Chase immediately replied, "Grandma said it!" (phew! He wasn't trying to copy me... it was GRANDMA'S fault!) I asked, "When did she say that?" He said, "When she left her purse at home." ***disclaimer... upon confronting Grandma, she insists she said, "Dangit."*** Lesson learned? A swear word by any other name is just the same... to a 5 year old. ;)

There's a monster in my house

Ok, so maybe I exaggerate when I say monster. Maybe it's really just a mouse. (I get that if there's "A" mouse, there's more than likely mice plural, but it's easier for me to pretend it's a single, solitary one that is terrrorizing me. It's a little more tolerable.) To ME, though it's a monstrous problem.

I'm not a fan of mice. Not even a little bit. If you look in my pantry, it is practically bare... every food item NOT in a glass jar or metal can is in my fridge or freezer. I want the mouse to die and never, ever return again (like as a ghost to haunt me... it's friends aren't welcome either). I would probably be like the little old lady in the movie Ratatouille and actually shoot at it if I owned a gun. I'm that irrational when it comes to this unwelcome, uninvited intruder.

My young sons get that I'm completely horrified by the monster in our house. We had a little teaching moment the other day (Chase teaching. Me... listening, but not really open-minded about the subject matter!)

Chase: "Mom, didn't Heavenly Father create mice?"

Me: "Yes, He did."

Chase: "Why do you want to kill Heavenly Father's creations?"

Me: "Well, Chase, I don't know what Heavenly Father's intentions were for mice, but I'm sure they are not meant to inhabit humans homes and get into their stuff and poop and pee in their pantrys. So, since that's what is happening, I think it's ok for us to get rid of the mice in our house."

Chase: "Well, maybe Heavenly Father just made a mistake."

Ha, ha... or maybe I need to be a better example. I just don't see it happening. Not anytime soon. Just not when it involves His creation, the mouse... in my house.

P.S. There's a super cute kids song called "there's a monster in my house"... it turns out to be a snoring father, but for me, well, you know what my monster is.

Dare to bear

On Fast Sunday this month (in our church, the first Sunday of each month is dedicated as "Fast Sunday". We are invited to fast from food and drink for a 24 hour period while praying with a purpose. We then donate money equal to the cost of meals we've abstained from and our Church meeting is open to the congregation for the bearing of testimonies... what we personally believe to be true.) both of my boys decided to share their testimonies in front of the congregation. It's important to me for them to say what is in their hearts, not what I prompt them to say. It's a little scary, however, to stand there for "moral support" never knowing for sure what they're going to say.

This particular time was no exception. Most people begin by saying, "I'd like to bear my testimony". Aiden bravely got up on his own claiming " I dare to bear my testimony". It is daring, you have to admit, to be brave enough to get up and bear testimony in front of a congregation of 100+ people! He got a little nervous and wanted me join him at the pulpit. I did, but continued to encourage him to say what HE wanted instead of telling him what to say. He got lots of snickers when he said, "I hope we don't say bad words." :) Honestly, though, I hope we don't say bad words as well.

Chase got up and said he wanted to "bury his testimony"... of course he wasn't burying it, he was bravely sharing it! ;) Most of us (me included) choose to bury our testimony on fast Sunday, instead of getting up and bearing it. So, good for you, Chase for bearing yours even if you wanted to bury it! Your confidence was showing, as well, when you just stood there with one hand holding on to each side of the pulpit. Just like a grown adult. I was impressed.

Later that night, Aiden was saying the family prayer and had this heartfelt message to share with his Heavenly Father:

"Dear Heavenly Father, I beared my testimony today and everybody laughed at me. It hurt my feelings."

I was touched (and maybe a little embarassed as I have to admit I was giggling during his testimony too) since he hadn't said anything to me about the snickering he heard. After his prayer we talked about it and I assured him that when people laugh at things children say it's because they're so cute it makes us smile and sometimes even laugh. Apparently that explanation sufficed because he vowed to continue to be cute enough to make people laugh. And... there's been no more mention of it in his prayers. lol

P.S. Did I mention I adore these guys? Maybe it shows. ;)

Measurements...

My cute little boys always say and do things that make me think. For example, the other night Chase prayed that "Satan will start choosing the right". How cute is that?! I'm pretty sure I've never prayed for Satan. I've prayed against him. I've prayed that he won't have power over me. But to pray for him?! I wonder what kind of influence we could have if we all prayed for him? The whole human race... praying for Satan. With the faith of a child. Who knows?

Eclipse... the movie

Back in December (ok, so I'm a little behind) I arrived at my parents house (where my boys had been most of the day... and where they'd stay ALL day EVERY day if I'd let them) and Chase eagerly came up and asked, "Mom, can we watch Eclipse tonight at the movie theatre?" A little confused, I reminded him that it wasn't in the theatres anymore. He insisted that Grandma was going "out" to watch it later in the evening. I realized that he must be talking about the LUNAR eclipse, not the latest movie in the ever-popular vampire series. I explained what the eclipse really was... apparently not very well as evidenced by the following conversation, which took place several hours later:

Chase: "Mom, please can we go watch Eclipse with Grandma tonight?"

Me: "Chase, it's the moon. The eclipse is the moon. Up in the sky."

Chase: "Soooooooo... the MOON is showing a movie?"

I was a dutiful mom and I woke each of my boys up and carried them outside into the freezing 2:00 a.m. air so they could witness the eclipse. In the morning, neither of them even remembered anything about it (or believed me when I insisted that I did, in fact, take them outside to view the reddish moon, for that matter).