We got a dog for Christmas. Aiden L.O.V.E.S. the little guy to death... Or he might if we didn't constantly remind him to be more gentle, or let the dog be free for a little while. There isn't much Aiden likes more that this puppy. Imagine my surprise, then, when Aiden exclaimed, "I sure am glad I'm not a dog, Mom." I started thinking, "I don't know, a dog's life seems pretty simple and easy to me". But instead of sharing MY opinion, I asked Aiden, "Why are you so glad you're not a dog?" He leaned in close and whispered, "Because then we'd have to lick our penis'!" Now that you mention it, I'm certainly glad you're not a dog either, Aiden!
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